Nick Hoppe Columns

Nick Hoppe's columns 
appear every Tuesday in the San Francisco Chronicle on the back page of the Datebook Section. His father, former San Francisco Chronicle and nationally syndicated columnist Arthur Hoppe, wrote for a living. Fortunately,  Nick has other means of support. His topics include business columns relating to the common absurdities of owning a business (he owns restaurants and retail stores throughout  California), general lifestyle columns, and travel columns.
But no matter what he is writing about, rest assured that he is not taking it too seriously.

(Posted December 12, 2017)
   When I am King, one of my first acts will be to outlaw sexual intercourse during the month of March.
   That may sound harsh, but it is for the common good, and that's what being a good King is all about. I can think of no other way to protect future generations from having December birthdays.
   My wife has a December birthday, and I've had about enough of it. It's coming up next week, and every year it's the same thing. I think and think and think about what to get her and if I'm lucky, I'll come up with something that makes her relatively grateful... (continue)


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